GODDAMN I MISS YAHOO ANSWERS AND KELVIN

2017-2021! 4 YEARS OF SPAMMING WITH A BURNING PASSION

LAST UPDATED 23.09.2021

23.09.2021 - 16 new images from quora!!! 02.09.2021 - Added 1 quora pic and the emails i sent to bastards who took down my videos.


Click here to view the previous image - Tony Abott Wrecking Shit!

What happens when a "bored halfwit with a desperate need for attention" gets onto the internet? Well, judge for yourself.
This page documents the borbardment of many different websites. Nothing is beyond our reach: Customer Support Live Chats, Answers Sites and Etc.



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YAHOOkers: Questions & Answers
Questions & Answers
Tony Helps Other People
My Best Friend Is Dead
I Am Being Stalked
URGENT! I Smell Really Bad
Programming Help
What the hell is that? HELP! URGENT!
Father, Worms and Chickens
HIV-78 UKIP Grenades Black Male Spotted
Another Pack of Questions And Answers
A Bunch of Weird Questions
What's Wrong With Abortions?
Are These Signs of Alzheimers?
Family Member in a Cult
Strange Color Of Feces
Spilled Drink In My Father's Car
Loud Neighbours
Driving On The Wrong Lane
Going To The Store While Naked
Miami Vice Remake by Vin Diesel
Going Deaf
Poisoned Pet Goldfish
Pregnant at 16
Autism Alert
Grandaddy's Buzzsaw
Stairway To Heaven
My Friend's Name?
Stolen Wheelchair
Speeding Ticket When In Garage
Who Is Wrong In This Situation?
Police Violence
Pizza Hut Gang Weed (By ???)
My Son Watches Porn
Mailbox Booby Trap
Trump 2020 MAGA
Fukushima No Translator
Too Much TV
You Can Come On Here
Refund On A Strange Item
Dad's Car Got Stolen
Captcha (HELLO JIM)
Strange Phonecalls
Strange People (Kelvin At His Best)
A Man Is Trying to Run Me Over
What's an "Alt-Right"?
Is World War 3 Imminent?
Irreputable Proof
Road Incident
Threatening Voice Mail
Insuline Resistance
People Ringing Our Doorbell
Is My Father Being Scammed?
Jokes
Falsely Arrested
Dietary Habits
Is There No Longer Hope?
Brother Got Kidnapped
Dangerous Neighbours
Forgot To Pay Taxes
A Man Is Stalking Me
Father's Eating Habits
Computer Infected By My Father
Father's Questionable Videos
Father's Addicted To Megadeth
Who Is The Federal Reserve?
Could That Be A Tumor?
Eviction Notice
People Sneaking Onto Our Property
Grandfather Gone Psychotic
Dog Is Acting Strange?
Can I Eat My Foreskin?
Strange Person On A Plane
Monkey As A Pet
Putrid Ball Sacking
Coughing Person On A Plane
Should I Skip Going To Work?
Kidney Stones
Dissolving A Kidney Stone
Crying Father
Sleight Of Hand Trick
Kicked Out Of The House
Coworker's Tonsil Stones
Coworker's Kidney Stones (By Dany Burton)
Coworker's Dog
Coworker's Kiss
Coworker's Brother's Poodel
Coworker's In Pain
Tony Helps Other People, Again
Seducing A Coworker
Kidney Stones Hurt
Wisdom Teeth
Dental Wisdom Removal
Foreskin Teeth
My Girlfriend Left Me
Is This Legal In US?
Banned From Airplane
Father Has Diabetes
Do I Have Corona? (By ???)
Embarassed Myself
My Camera Is Broken
Bizarre Fantasies
How Much Should I Shower?
Buying A Car?
Do I Look Suspicious?
Coffee Machine Sex
Sex Offender At Walmart
Sex Offender At Taco Bell
Cult of Applientology
The Cheese Grater Accident
Metal Head Dad
Didn't You Just Ask?
I Will Defecate In 5 Minutes
Dang Ol' Scrotum
Kelvin's Return
Stretching Over Mexico
Kelvin's Mission Statement
Father's Penis Falls Off
Anonymous Stalker
Fish Tank Issue?
Dentist Deepthroats Goldfish
Kelvin is Furious
Kelvin Is Begging
Walmart Dairy Aisle
Testicles Specifically In Cement
Incident At Walmart?
Kicked Off Of A Bus?
Excuse Me What Is This
Goldfish Tank On A Stovetop
Son Is A Braindead Moron
How Do I Talk To My Son?
Son Does Bad Things
Doctor On A Plane
Intercourse On A Plane
My Father Is Terminally Ill
My Dad Is Drunk?
Did You Vote Today?
Arrested For Voting
Hearing Aid For Seniors
Prevented From Voting?
My Pet Is Dieing
Donated To The Wrong Bank
Father Hates My Pet
How Can I Hide My Pet?
My Wife Has An Affair?
Kelvin Is Sick?
Dog Foreskin Translation? (By Dany Burton)
Who Is Donald Trump? (By Dany Burton)
Romanian Abortion (By Dany Burton)
Is Evolution Real
Riding A Horse
Tony's Answers pt.3
Acid Freakout
Tony Stalks A Woman
Father Gave Me The "Talk"
Run Them Over
True Or False: Mooses?
True Or False: Black People?
True Or False: Penile Machine?
True Or False: Ask Jeeves?
Last Time You Were Assaulted?
Should I Break Up?
Moving To Florida
Is It Dangerous Outside?
Christmas Tree (By ???)
Refusing Abortion?
Truth or False: Ferris Wheel?
Loud Neighbors?
Principal Shot My Mouse? (By Dany Burton)
How To Lose Weight Fast?
Legal Issues At The Parking Lot?
Opinion On This Situation?
Steroids: Good Or Bad?
What's The Deal With Masks?
Merry Christmas Kelvin
I Am Looking For Tony
Kelvin, Are You A Nonce? (By Samass)
Supplements For Tremors (By ???)
Sperm Bank Theft (By Dany Burton)
Can I Live Without A Urethra? (By Dany Burton)
Arrested In A Pub?
What To Do If I Cough Bad?
Speaking Two Languages?
How Do I Change The Sound?
My Neighbor Is Morphing?
Roller Skating In Detroit?
Sign Language On TV?
Is This Dangerous? Help Me?
Rise of the Machine
How Cool Is Pearl L?
Who Ruined Fireball's Account?
Juan: Best Of pt.1 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.2 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.3 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.4 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.5 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.6 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.7 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.8 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.9 (By Juan Mutant)
Yahoo Announcement
Global Warming Debunked
Americans In London
Newspaper Slandered My Father?
Smuggling A Pig
Arrested At Krispy Kreme
Are Homosexuals Dangerous?
Father Doesn't Let Me Have Pets?
Yahoo Orange Update Is Cancelled?
Broken Camera (From 2018)
Father Is Upset With The Shutdown?
Please Don't Tell Me It's Real?
Father Castrated Himself?
Father Likes To Roam Naked On The Street?
What If Pearl L Is A Genius? (By Anonymous)
Yahoo Shutdown By CIA Galapagos?
Father Posessed By A Demon?
Circumsision On A Stovetop?

Walmart Warfare
Starbucks Skirmishes
Quora
Rate-Driver
Garden Hose (Swearing)
Garden Hose 2
Hello Mexican
Hello Mexican 2
Improper Messages
Strudel Chlamidya
Illegal Immigrant
Lots of Email
Domain Name Question (Interrogation)
Diversity Hires (Illiterate)
Trapped
Trapped 2
Trapped 3
Robotic Vacuum Cleaner (By VKasan)
Can i Cum on you?(By VKasan)
Refund on Marvin
Impregnator-220
Egyptian Moose BDSM
Back In Time (By Durdge-o)
Dog Nuke (By Durdge-o)
Clarissa The Troon
Rocket Fuel (Big Cock)
Karlos Toilet
Karlos 2 (Constipated)
lol lol lolol
Close The Chat Immediately
My Bobby
The Most Sincere Correspondence
The Most Sincere Correspondence 2
NiHao Ted Nugent
Odorless, Leak Free
Michelle Dude Version
King Of The Britons
Visually Impaired
Waht Is English?
Moloko V Bratislavu
I NEED a Machine
Carbohydrator Annoyance
Skillet Refund Madness
Gor-Gor Demonoid Monster
My Son Just Had A Stroke
Long Name
Long Name 2
Ball Sacking (By VKasan)
Bad Impersonation (By VKasan)
So Spooky (By VKasan)
Karlos Toilet 3 (Halloween)
Demonoid Deep Throat
Starbucks False Flag
Coffee Is Faulty
Mayo Overdose
Stuck In Toilet (By VKasan)
Walmart Is Better (By VKasan)
Starbucks Rewards
Hi Honey
Cumshots In My Coffee
A Deal You Can't Refuse
Nokia Eric 12278 auf Deutsch
Big Man
Big Man 2
Big Man 3
A Nutritient Frog
Naked Person & Chlamidya
Free Coffee Scam (Failure)
A Gift for Walmart (Suspicious)
Kelvin Finds A Job
Maskless Customer
I Would Like You To Stop
Bill Clinton Sandwich (pt.1 - The Inquiry)
George Bush Sandwich (pt.2)
Badger Pythagorean Theorem?
Psychiatrist Dairy Aisle Sex
Favorite Bill Clinton Sandwich Of 1987
Federal Reserve Stole My Father's Bike
Has A Bird Ever Shat In Your Mouth?
CIA Yellow Toyota Prius
Sharting Up The Bus
Urinating In The Bus
Swallow Fish And Stare At The Cashier?
Bull Testicle
Landlord Harassment (By Dany Burton)
Brick On The Table
Urethral Excavator
CIA Furiously Defecated?
Cockroach In My Urethra (By Dany Burton)
Walking Around With The Plumbing Pipe?
Plumbing Pipe Confiscation?
Kidney Stones
Ballsack On An Anthill
Put 3 Insects Into Your Urethra
Quora User Reposts The Previous Question
Gothic Vagina (By Dany Burton)
Answering Questions (By Dany Burton)
Car Alive & Speaking Hindi
Accidentally Walk Into Urethra
20 ml Pee Bus Fare
Cat Farts (By ???)
Tourists Urinate On Big Ben?
Tourists Urinate On WCT?
Drink From The Soap Dispenser?
Pour 20ml Urine Into Soap Dispenser?
Spearmint Gum Lodged In Urethra?
Throw A Microwave Into A Rhino
Chemotherapy Or 2 Crates of Monster?
Cure Cancer Or Bring Back Gerald Ford?
Car Keeps Giving Instructions
2 Consenting Adults & A Pufferfish
Healthy Pitbull Dog Drinks Monster?
Redbull During Pregnancy
Redbull At The Funeral
Redbull Into Urethra Through A Funnel
Bull Drinks 10 Cans Of Redbull
Bull Drinks Whiskey
(By The Website's Crazy People)
The Best Of MF16HLA, pt.1
The Best Of MF16HLA, pt.2
The Best Of MF16HLA, pt.3
The Best Of MF16HLA, pt.4
The Best Of PJ60VRN, pt.1
The Best Of PJ60VRN, pt.2

Omegle
Roger Roger
Passion
Aids Syringe
Dirty Talk
A Question to Discuss

Et Cetera
Weird Kidney Stone Guy (By Dany Burton)
Cummed In My Taco
Famous Videogame
Urethral Inspection Via A Fat Man
Nuclear Blast Usa Emails
Iron Maiden Holdings Email
Universal Group: The Last Straw Email
Funny Comments

Ответы Мыло.ру
Чат-Поддержка
Как Арестовать Камаз?
Рецепт Булочки С Маком
Булка Взорвалась, Начинка Обожглась
Готовка Супа На Дикой Природе
Как Варить Курийцное Яийчко?
Кудахчить, Брынзить и Гармошить
Фотопарат Сдох...
Сракены Душат Горносранка
Бросить В Раздумье Банку Кетчупа
Рецепт Кетчупа, Проверьте
Случайно Смыл Кофе
Законсервировал Кролика
Третья Стадия Куриного Лаптя
А Че Ты Кто Кому Кому
Монстр В Супе
Пересолил Суп
Какойто Дурачок Их Разрушило
Как Активировать Вдыхалку?
Гидроксид Дырки? В Траншее?
Билет В Эфиопию
Еда В Самолете
Собачку Пиццой Накормил
Как Научить Включать Раковину
Помогите С Домашними Животными
Необычный Суп
Супы Разных Стран
Суп Народов Казахстана
Суп С Харчками
Суп Шеф Повара В Китае
Суп-Шутка
Как Застраховать Колеса
Туалетный Утенок
Вот Так Веселимся
Как Незаметно Обезвредить Весы?
Водолаз В Кастрюле Супа
Вкусные Пироженки
ЖЕСТЬ НА РАБОТЕ
Помогите Кто То Насрал
Змея, Кошка И Крыса
Фотография Сына
Фотография Внука (By Vkasan)
Сага О Лосях, ч.1
Змея Нырнула В Унитаз
Напалмовые Газы В Животе
Рыгаем И Блюем
Странное Питание Ребенка
Зубные Протезы
Лечение Гангрены В Полевых Условиях
Определить Температуру Баклажана
Не Умеет Включать Водопровод
Нужно Ли Указывать Децибеллы
Диарея В Бане
Проиграл В Хоккей
Продам Жареный Носок
Концентрат Огурца В Салатик
Как Вырасттьи Подсолных
Как Отремонтировать Проводку
Трактор По Пин-Коду
Нахаркали Мне В Еду
Рыба В Штонах
Шутка Про Похудение
Фильм С Вандамом
Мужик Ворует Мебель
Мебель На Колесиках
Научить Правильно Есть Кукурузу
Странные Болезни
Туристы В Стране Рапогоа Дузура
Гурме По Французски
Меня Монстры Покусали
Путешествия И Херовый Джипиэс
Рецепт Пельменей
Отчет О Свидетельстве
День Смеха - Кулинария
Взорвалась Кока Кола
Пранк В Кинотеатре
Куда Поступить На Работу
Где У Человека Глаз?
Где У Человека Глаз? ч.2
Микроволновка Сломалась
Сосед Понюхал Мой Мотоцыкел
Как Снять Проклятье С Кастрюли
Ремонт Свиного Рыла
Трагично Испражнить Розу
Сосед Задрал
Сосед Вышел Покурить
Тортик Для Сыночка
Хочу Подарить Жене Кольцо
Подборка Лучших Ответов
Подборка Лучших Ответов 2
Подборка Лучших Ответов 3
Подборка Лучших Ответов 4
Подборка Лучших Ответов 5
Подборка Лучших Ответов 6
Ночевка В Лесу
Застрял В Туалете (By Vkasan)
Застрял В Туалете 2 (By Vkasan)
Кот Насрал На Телефон (By Vkasan)
Странный Микрофон
Холодильник Протекает
Идите Нахрен, В Жопу
Напишите Мне Эссе
Какой У Вас Вопрос?

Meet the Characters

Tony, Bobby & Father Erik
Yahoo Answers, Omegle

A boy who is very desperate to get his issues solved. The nature of his problems is extraordinary to say the least, therefore his ramblings get deleted (and his account, at times, too), but that does not stop him. He lives in a family in Chattanooga, TN, with his retarded young brother Bobby and a demented Father. He also has a Grandfather who goes by the name "Buzzsaw" and is a total maniac, and possibly an older brother, who's currently being held in a mental asylum. Additional characters include Tony's psychiatrist Jenny and Gary the silverback gorilla.

Alfredo Erectic
Walmart Live Chat

Alfredo is a middleaged pervert, who also just happens to live in the city of Chattanooga. His greatest passion is to get a partner, a loving woman, but 'cause his behaviour, it's not ever gonna happen. He spends his time gardening, tinkering with things at home and purchasing strange items. At times he has to refund them, or the delivery does not happen, and so he goes out searching for his stuff with just one question on his mind: "Where is it....?".

Sarge
Mormon.org Chat, Walmart Live Chat

Sarge is a military man who resigns somewhere in a secret facility (..in Chattanooga), at a place called "Sector-Z". He is short-spoken, always gets things done and doesn't like indecisiveness and incompetence in others. He made his first appearance on Mormon.org, when he tried to order their book to his facility. The agents laughed him out of the chat and recognized him every time he'd go back, so he gave up on religion. Sadly, none of the images of these events are available.

Chattanooga Madman
Omegle

An insane resident of that same ol' city from TN. He's been looking for his hairdresser and an Aids Syringe for a long time, but still hasn't found either one of these. As a result, he is very irritated and doesn't like it when people can't help him with his troubles.


Meet the Factions

Penile Investors
Chattanooga, TN

A secret society that does everything they can to halt Tony's plans. From staging accidents to attacking him in broad daylight, they are not the kind of people you'd want to mess with. It is rumored that Yahoo Answers user Kelvin is a high-ranking member of the Penile Investors, and possibly even their leader. They only drive yellow toyota prius cars, avoid those at all costs.

CIA Galapagos
Worldwide

A much bigger organisation than you can imagine. CIA Galapagos is the central hub for total world domination and mind control, achieved through various methods, such as, but not limited to, as shutting down Yahoo Answers, removing live support chat features and hiding the sacred recipy of the Bill Clinton Sandwich. The chairman of the CIA is Brian, from Walmart customer support. Although there are rumors that a much higher authority by the codename "The Patriarch" is present in their ranks...

Wrecking Crew
United States of America

Tony's best allies and Nashville's strongest men - the Wrecking Crew are named after the Overkill song of the same name. They are responsible for thrashing several Krogers due to the store's involvement with CIA Galapagos penile elixir shipments to Guadelupa. The wrecking crew are virtually useless allies as all they can do is wreck-wrec, but they pack a good punch against the likes of Kelvin.

The Penis Men
Chattanooga, TN

The opposing team. The Penis Men were assembled to deal with the dentist deepthroat incidents of 2020. Soon enough they expanded and began tracking down movements of Penile Investors. After triangulating their location however, soon enough they all were kidnapped by unknown men driving a yellow toyota prius and taken somewhere far away... It is now Tony's turn to help. Will the penis men be saved? Stay tuned to find out...




Information Center

YAHOOkers: You Can Come on Here and Troll

I began posting on Y!A in february of 2017. The name of the account, it's questions, answers and fate are lost in history.
Late 2018.. Tony Erik joins in continue the mission of his predecessor. And so begins the Tony Dynasty. Once Tony Erik got banned, Tony II went in to replace him. From now the efforts were finally screencapped. Once Tony II was set to be "under review", Tony III quickly replaced him.
It is at this time that a YA oldfag begins to get upset with the spammin. The man that has been seen answering my questions since 2017, Kelvin, becomes hostile towards Tony III.
The peak of Kelvin's perfomance was during the so called "Kelvin Saga" (Starts with "You Can Come On Here" in 2nd column and ends with "A Man Is Trying To Run Me Over", although Kelvin shows up in almost every question afterwards too). Kelvin usually blocks my accounts so i can't reply to him until i make a new one, which i usually do every half a year or so when i get "set under review" (Y!A speak for banned).

      In 2019 YA was updated, letting you post questions without needing to stockpile points first, making the efforts easier.
In late 2020 they "temporarily" turned off replying to answers to "keep it civil". This was the first sign of impending doom. Why? Because they would never bring them back. The second sign of doom was Kelvin's sudden dissapearance in February of 2021. Judging by the fact that the number of points he has continued changing, he most likely continued to post, just anonymously (We got him BIG time). Third sign was, of all things, Fireball's account being banned. If you don't know who Fireball is then you really don't need to. She is middle-aged woman posting Pearl-tier replies in Religion & Spirituality.
In March 2021, as Fireball grinds her account back to Level 7, some troll decides to mess with everyone and begins spreading rumors of an upcoming June 1st "Yahoo Orange" update.
People are pissed. Daniel, McWeasel, LAN and anonymous bastards reply with the same answer to each one of these questions. NO there isn't an orange yahoo. Not even in singapore. And no official app... Or is there?
That is where Tony Erik steps in with his 7th and 8th accounts to fuel the fire. What follows is a list of different images I created, promising to patient yahoo users everything from new features and bugfixes to the introduction of an indian caste system or even an official yahoo cryptocurrency. And, of course, a sneak peek into some upcoming yahoo designs (usually referred to by the trolls as "colors").

FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE NOT OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS AND ARE FUNNY SATIRE IMAGES. DO NOT SUE.


June 1st Update Indian Caste System
Wanted: Kelvin
Upcoming New Colors
Point Store Announcement
Valentine's Day Event
Yahoo! Crypto Coin (Posted BEFORE the actual announcement!)
Yahoo! Gendarmerie (Do not call, it's a walmart phone)
Orange
Green Screen
Prussian Blue
Deep Blue
Dark Lime
Dark Pink
Blood Red (Weasel and Mr.Right called it Hellish Red)
Lemon Lime


Shortly after, the shutdown was announcement and any hopes of there being anything on June 1st were dispersed. OH well.

Walmart Tips & Tricks

As of late 2019 Walmart has redesigned their website and halted the ability to use live support chat if you do not have an associated email. Register an account and then you can proceed to live chat using that. If you don't have a registered email, you are only given the option to receive a call from Walmart.
Now that we got that out of the way, here are some archaic ways of screwing with Walmart live support employees. The bruce force one has been fixed in the new iteration of their chat.



Some Ways to Mess with Walmart Live Chat Employees
-Brute Force - when you are asked to provide an email type "no" several times, or when an agent disconnects, spam messages quick. You can easily get atleast 6 employees in chat. They can only see your messages, not other workers'. This way you can give an entire department a hard time.
-Refund Brute Force - Same, but ask them all for a refund.
-Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob - try to refund a vacuum cleaner because it doesn't suck you off well enough. Or try to buy one for the same cause.
-Foul Language - Swear your ass off in your otherwise normal inquiry. Employees usually try to help you despite the swearing.
While these are pretty fun to do, they don't necessairly make agents say unique things.

Comparison of Question & Answers Sites

WebsiteAvailabilityModeration Severity LevelUser ActivityLimits
Yahoo Answers NOLow
Report-Driven Question Deletion
Very HighYes, Level-Based Limitations
10 Questions & 20 Answers Max for Level 1 Users
Yahoo Answers Japan YESTBATBATBA
 
Mailru Otveti YES High Very High Yes, Level-Based Limitations
5 Questions & 20 Answers Max for Level 1 Users
Quora YES Moderate High None
 
Answerbag YES High Moderate None
 
Answerbank YES Very High
Insant Termination For Trolls
Very High None
 
Answers.com YES High High None